Big Mouth Song - Guy Town

There's a place I know where the dudes all go
Where there's no female scorn and hassle

It's a bachelor's dream
Every man is a king
Of his one-room shag-rug castle

We've got booze and lube and Lexapro
We don't need the outside world

And sex position topiary garden
Where every bush is girl-on-girl

We're talking about Guy Town
It's bachelor's stay-cation

Guy Town
A testosterone celebration

Guy Town
We're a lonely dude nation

Forget your woes
Embrance the bros
In Guy Town

Oh, you can do as you please
Hang your balls in the breeze
Free of society's uptight gaze
In Guy Town

I lived here in 1971
And saw more shaft than Isaac Hayes
Shut your mouth

You can park and lounge by the swimming pool
Don't mind the sheen of sweat and pubes

Just be careful on the penis worms
And even we're all dudes

Because we're in Guy Town
A bro-topian sensation

Guy Town
A divorcee plantation

Guy Town
It's a player's coronation

Lose the ring and live the dream
In Guy Town