Epic Rap Battles Of History - Mario Bros vs Wright Bros

Wright Brothers:
We're the Wright brothers and there can't be no other
We don't wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover
'Cause your princess is in our castle now (Yeah, she's gone)
We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong
Before us, people only used to fly in balloons
You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?
You shoulda would coulda come to lose an extra life
So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe

Mario Brothers:
Itsa me, Mario, and Luigi motha...
Why don't you's get back in your biplane to make out with each other
Look at these two, their lives must have been horrible
Two dorky duded named Wilbur and Orville
You spent all your time on one machine? (sheesh)
If you wanted to fly you shoulda just eaten this leaf
You should eat something anyway, look at you so skinny
You might fly like a hawk, but you fight like a kitty

Wright Brothers:
We don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight
Representing North Carolina, aiiiiight
We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller
You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something
We're gonna beat you so fast, it's like we're holding down the B-button

Mario Brothers:
we're serving up an 8-bit fist, made to order!
that'll knock you of the back of your own stupid quarters
like POW, how you like me now?
Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser
You'll get pummeled
You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel
We've been dropping ba-bombs since we started this song
Sorry Wright brothers, this time you chose wrong!