Fabulous Desaster - Family Values

You heard about this family who lives outside of town.
This creepy, strange clan, that lets your neighbors start to frown.
Shady people your parents used to warn you about.
The whole town wants to put this bunch of misfits' shire to the fire.
Everyone's avoiding them, they're giving them the creeps.
They say they never harm a fly, but still waters run deep.
Parents shocking children with their stories 'bout this breed.
A classic case of legendary neighbors' nightmares.

Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
And they don't care about your family values.
Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
And they don't care about your family values.
Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
And they don't care about your family values.
Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
At most they care about your family values to stop! Or not! Maybe!

Fully smashed on Sunday morning they show up to church.
They're not here for prayers, it is trouble what they search.
With blasphemy and rage the place is ravaged by this scourge.
The whole town wants to put the devil they admire to the fire.
Now and then a girl-scout disappears on their front porch.
Rumor has it, they discard her body in a gorge.
Where they walk green, grass and pretty flowers tend to scorch.
Lock up wives and daughters, they will come to get them.

Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
And they don't care about your family values.
Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
And they don't care about your family values.
Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
And they don't care about your family values.
Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
At most they care about your family values to stop! Or not! Maybe!

Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
And they don't care about your family values.
Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
And they don't care about your family values.
Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
And they don't care about your family values.
Evil up from the ground, they don't care about.
At most they care about your family values to stop! Or not! Maybe!
At most they care about your flesh!

Their children are the worst, they beat the crap right out of you.
They lock you in the loo and smear the seat with super glue.
They steal your lunch and make you eat your own smelly shoes.
The whole town wants put them, as the facts require, to the fire.
The graveyard is their place to be, they're rotten to the core.
Eat the neighbors' little pet and screaming out for more.
Afterwards, they're burning down the local liquor store.
Destroying the whole city just to entertain.

You heard about this family who lives outside of town.
This creepy, strange clan that lets your neighbors start to frown.
Shady people your parents used to warn you about.
They are just a bunch of evil scum.