Jarvis Cocker - Fuckingsong

I will never get to touch you
So I wrote this song instead
Thinking about you lying in a bed
It's gonna get inside your head

And it's the best that I can do
This is the closest I can get
So let it penetrate your consciousness
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh yes

Oh, turn it up, turn me on
I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong
I know it's just a song

And every time you play it
I will perform the best I can
Press repeat and there I am, and there I am
Always glad to be your man

Yeah, and this way
Oh well, there won't be any mess
As I assure you that there would be in the flesh
Oh, this is my very, very best

Turn it up, turn me on
I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong
'Cause I know it's just a song

Always eager, always ready
Always in tune and always primed
And I'm always there for you
I'm always on time, unlike in real life

Turn it up, turn me on
I'm feeling good but don't get me wrong
No, don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong
'Cause I know it's just a fucking song