Na pełnej - Majonez

Fridge is empty, mom didn't give me jars
I don't go to the gym to eat kebab again
I have own tastes, but hunger is killing me
Egg, vinegar and a bit of oil are in my head

Smoked ham sausage is to fat
I prefer millet groats
I love mom's hunter's stew
When she fish sausage out

So why height can't fall?

Because I love mayo
Which I take it on spoon
And I dripped jumper
I won't wash it anymore

Some people prefer add mustard
to their hot dog
But I dispise them
Because I love mayo
I love
Mayoooo
I love
Mayoooo
I love

In the mortar, I quickly move my hand, churn it coarsely
Because guy calls on my for mayo fleece
I hope he didn't fly away
Good pitch to eat this mayo
I just finished beating it
In time to Obsession Aventura
Or dancing to Shakira's La Tortura
This is my secret recipe
I barely had time to get my spoon
Amigo's mouth is full already
And leaves me a bowl completely empty
So I rush quickly to make a new batch of mayo

Because I ...