Neil Patrick Harris - I'm the Music Meister

- Then it sounds to me like its time to rumble

- Indeed, but it is you who will take the Tumble

- I'm sorry hun, but did you just sing that?

- Of course I did not. Wait, yes I did

- I'm sounding shrill against my will, and cannot stop this singing

- And in my ears, I swear I hear a quite distinctive ringing

- This silly game is very lame, and someones going to pay!

- An unknown force, but where's the source that has us in its sway?

- Who is doing this to us? And on this, we must concur

[The dastardly, despicable, disturbingly, inexplicable]

- And imminently kickable!


[That dirty rotten rat is...]

The Music Meister!
Put down your arms, my friends,
Your arrows, guns, and swords.
Your resistance to my charm now ends
When I belt these power chords!

Good guys or bad guys, it doesn't really matter
You are all just slaves to my hypnotic patter
As I regale you with my story, you'll know you'll have no choice,
But to do my evil bidding, when you hear this booming voice!


I'm the Music Meister
[He's the Music Meister!]
And everyone just fawns
[He's the Music Meister, and we are all his pawns]

And so for me its destiny to be the maestro of villainy!
Yes, I'm the Music Meister, and I'm here to settle the score!

You see, I too have plans for this satellite and now that I've established whose in charge; get to work!

Bullies used to pick on me because I sang in choir,
But something very strange occurred when I kept singing higher
The ruffians around me quickly fell into a trance,
And it was then with wicked glee I made those puppets dance!

I'm the Music Meister
[He's the Music Meister!]
And everyone just fawns
[He's the Music Meister, and we are all his pawns]

I'm the Music Meister, crime became my path

- He's the Music Meister, and we must beware his wrath!

That voice... Beautiful!

...

You better toe the line, you see
Because your wills belong to me,
And now, my friends, you have the chance,
To show Batman how well you dance!

And now that Batman's been delayed, your usefulness has passed.
A distraction is what I need, so kick into that blast!

I'm the Music Meister!
I cannot help but boast!

[He's the Music Meister! Under his spell we're toast]

I'm the Music Meister,
I won the day now I must fly
I'm the Music Meister,
And I'm here to settle the score!