The Derailers - Bar Exam

I got my PHD...in heartaches and misery

and a BSN...barstool phil-osophy

You're my inspir-ation...for higher edu-cation

Now the final test is right in front of me.

CHORUS

I'm taking a bar exam...under a neon sign

I'm gonna to graduate...when your off my mind

In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band

Drink by drink...takin' a bar exam

VERSE

I know beer wine.. whiskey and gin

studied every glass and bottle they come in

I pass with flyin' colors...so how ‘bout the others

So set'em up...I'm ready to begin

CHORUS

I'm taking a bar exam...under a neon sign

I'm going to graduate...when you off my mind

In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band.

Drink by drink...I'm takin' a bar exam


I know beer wine.. whiskey and gin

studied every glass and bottle they come in

I pass with flyin' colors...so how ‘bout the others

So set'em up...I'm ready to begin


CHORUS

Taking a bar exam...under a neon sign

I'm gonna to graduate...when your off my mind

In this honky tonk school...we've got a hell of a band.

Drink by drink..,takin' a bar exam


Drink by drink...I'm takin' a bar exam