The Whomping Willows - Your Flying Car

Harry, oh, Harry Potter
I thought you were a little bit smarter
Concentrate just a little bit harder
When you’re riding in your flying car

Oh, Weasley
Oh, Ronald Weasley
I’d like to put a curse on your whole family
You insulted my dignity
When you hit me with your flying car

I know that boys will be boys
But a flying car shouldn’t be treated like a toy
Next time consult Hermione
‘Cause I know she’ll treat me with decency

Oh, Harry
Oh, Harry Potter
I thought you were a little bit smarter
Concentrate just a little bit harder
When you’re riding in your flying car

Oh, Weasley
Oh, Ronald Weasley
I’d like to put a curse on your whole family
You insulted my dignity
When you hit me with your flying car

I know that you rule this school
But I’ve been at Hogwarts much longer than you
Even Lupin wouldn’t terrorize me
‘Cause it’s kind of lame to beat on a tree

Oh, Harry
Oh, Harry Potter
I thought you were a little bit smarter
Concentrate just a little bit harder
When you’re riding in your flying car

Oh, Weasley
Oh, Ronald Weasley
I’d like to put a curse on your whole family
You insulted my dignity
When you hit me with your flying car

I know you were just fooling around
But at least have the wherewithal to land on the ground
I know it’s fun and games to you
But the Whomping Willow has feelings, too