Car Door Dick Smash - Forced Drano Chug

Time to
Party
Always time to fuckin' party
Smoke this
Eat that
It will make you dance better
Now you're
In my
Inner party circle hell
To pay
Me back
I will take your only life

Hit from the back over the head
On the ground, out from my lead
Just to be safe I tape your wrists
Grab some dran-o and untwist
Funnel jammed between your teeth
Head tipped back so you may breathe
Half a bottle clears your clog
Monster of the party, blagh!

Faint from lack of air, as your esophagus corrodes
The acid clears a way, as your stomach implodes
Eating through the stomach wall, your pancreas fails first
Ulcers form as juices bleed, your condition gets worse

Digestive tract is perforated, as I excitedly watch
Gases inflate your innards as your skin begins to burst
Cartilege has fallen prey to the ever flowing ooze
As you come to it's much too late, the drano is through