Elton John - Hey Armadillo

Hey armadillo what you doing in the garden
Slumbering and spherical,
you're always hanging around
Leather on the outside but a delicate interior
Very like a lot of human beings I have found

Hey armadillo I can't tell
which way you're facing
Maybe that's a good thing,
maybe you don't even know
No one's gonna bother you if
they can't find your front end
There again I guess you find
your live life rather slow

In the armadillo circle
In that armour-plated set
The philosophy is simple
What you see ain't what you get
In the armadillo culture
In that well-protected creed
A solid hide to hide in
Is the only thing you need
Hey armadillo

Hey armadillo what you doing
in the desert
Is a life of burrowing
the answer to it all
What I would give to leave
my problems six feet underground
And always be the perfect
shape to be and have a ball

In the armadillo circle
In that armour-plated set
The philosophy is simple
What you see ain't what you get
In the armadillo culture
In that well-protected creed
A solid hide to hide in
Is the only thing you need
Hey armadillo
Hey armadillo