Taco Hemingway - Nametag

[Verse 1: Taco Hemingway]
It happens on dinners and banquets
At the gym, on meetings and in the theatre
Either sober, drunk or high
A tiny issue... It's not cool to complain, but...
Meeting someone, I'm afraid of this moment
When I give somebody my hand saying "Wassup, I'm Filip"
The guy says "Wassup", and then "Wassup, my name is"...
His first name disappears, as if my head pressed "delete"
Oh no!
You blame the fame, but I'm struggling with this all my life
When you introduce yourself, my brain takes a nap
This dude looks like a George
Or maybe Chris, I'm tossing a coin, heads or tails...
I've got some techniques and I'm not ashamed of them
When someone says his name is Steve, my brain sees
How Jobs and Harvey play Family Feud with Irwin
I remember! So proud when I introduce you to my girlfriend
Babe, this is...

[Chorus: Taco Hemingway]
Oh no! I forgot your name. How come?
How come, I remembered it a split second ago...
Mark, Matthew, Mason, Martin or Calvin?
I've shook hands with Mary, Maya, Martha and Tina, oh no!
Oh no! I forgot your name. How come?
How come, I remembered it a split second ago...
Mark, Matthew, Mason, Martin or Calvin?
I shook hands with Mary, Maya, Martha or Tina, who knows?

[Verse 2: Oki, schafter, Taco Hemingway]
I remember wondering what was your name next to an entry phone
Even though we spent every moment together outside
Luckily, bro, your mom knew your nickname
So maybe you'll remind me, because I got a bit scared?
I'd remember anything, let's say what perfumes you use
The brand of your tote bag, your eye color and workplace
That you got tattoos and two poodles
That cry loudly anytime they want to go for a walk...
... it's their old trick!
That sometimes you're scared when catching a taxi at night
So you pretend you're calling somebody, it's a great method
That you're in love with a man, even though he stinks of cigs
Pisces zodiac sign, but the name? Hold on... gimme a sec
You blame the fame, but I'm struggling with this all my life
In a perfect world everyone has nametag on their chest
That fella's defintely not Harry, just like Ten Hag
If you want so, call me 'dude'. It's okay if you got the same issue
I can never remember what's a guy's name in a movie
And I won't know, because I'd make noise in the cinema...
If you'd ever wrote a letter to your girlfriend -
Just call her "baby" and don't worry, a name is just a name

[Chorus: Taco Hemingway]
Oh no! I forgot your name. How come?
How come, I remembered it a split second ago...
Mark, Matthew, Mason, Martin or Calvin?
I've shook hands with Mary, Maya, Martha and Tina, oh no!
Oh no! I forgot your name. How come?
How come, I remembered it a split second ago...
Mark, Matthew, Mason, Martin or Calvin?
I shook hands with Mary, Maya, Martha or Tina, who knows?
...
- Mr. Dawid from Dąbrowa Górnicza, you're live on the radio
- *cough* Good evening, am I too late for conspiracy club?
- No, so far we recieve calls from normal peop-
- Sir! There's something strange with the summer
Don't you think there's something off about this summer?
- This precise summer? The current one?
- That as well, but generally
Don't you remember? When we were younger, the summer used to last forever, right?
You could fall and un-fall in love like three times
- You got a point, sir
- Now just as you hang the coat in the wardrobe, you have to take them out
- Well, then maybe you shouldn't hang them at all?
- Sir, they took away the summer!
Do you know that I remember my childhood summer better than, let's say, the 2019 one?