Glee Cast - Nice to Meet You, Have I Slept with You?

April:
I caught your eye from across the room.
And it gave me an idea, or two.
I slinked along; the piano played a song as I gave you the old "looky-loo".
You're the kind of guy who tends to catch my eye.
In fact, you look familiar too.
Think I compared, you'd make a stellar pet,
Nice to meet you, have I slept with you?
See I have been around, my noodle ain't so good.
In '91 I, I huffed a lot of glue.
But if you concede, that yes we did the deed.
Well you can bet that I'm up for round two.

Will:
We took a cab back to my bachelor pad
I had a feeling I would see this thing through.
My doorman Stan, he took you by the hand,
As he said, "Right this way, you two" ...but you said:

April:
Stanley Glover, you were once my lover!
(It's April!) Yeah! I guess I slept with you!
Because my name is April Rhodes!
I've kissed princes and toads!
And it's a good bet, I've slept with you!