Aids - Dick In The Mains

You are fucking stupid
So you put your finger into a vice

You are fucking stupid
So you put your dick into the mains

You are a fucking idiot
So you shave your balls with a chainsaw
Who shaves their balls anyway?

You are a fucking faggot
So you depilate your beard because it's too manly for you
And depilate it using super glue

So you put the finger into the vice
It explodes with blood all over your face
You can easily see the flesh and the bone
And the inside of the bone, everything's red

So you put your dick into the mains
Plug yourself in - you smell the hair burning
But just a little bit
And the heart like it's about to break

So you shave your balls with a chainsaw
Accidentally cut them off
They're rollin' like golf balls
That's right - golf balls, but not any others

Because golf is gay
And these are really tiny golf balls
And than you depilate your beard - and head, why not you say
And on the glue you can see your skin,

Blood dripping everywhere
It is inside your eyes
It is inside your ears
It is inside you nose
It is inside your mouth

And deep inside your ass

And the screams of idiocy
Echo through the world

Decapitation!