Bill Wurtz - Slow down

look at the time, upon the wall
the clock is tellin it all wrong
you got to slow down
you got to slow down
slow it right off the wall
you got to slow down

my hat is bent
oh, i got a bent hat
maybe i'll slow down
and straighten it out
and then twist it all around
then put it down


and i'm bobblin down 124th street
and i think i'm bobblin to a brighter day
and the radio's playing a different kind of music
and the universe is starting to shake


look at the time, it's 12;30
i'm going to hell, and i'm late for it
but i'll slow down
and talk about it
and the world goes round and then comes back down

[instrumental verse]


now i'm swingin about my every daily business
and i'm pondering out about how it's daily been
and it's easy to feel if you're useless
but it's strange when you tell your friends


so i re-loaded my fax machine with some fresh clean paper
so i can slow down and have a slow time printing it out
then the roof blew off again and it came back down


and hurricaines and storms cover the landscape
and the picture frames are floating off the wall
and the hourglass is twisting a little bit sideways
and the neighbourhood is all gone


look at the time, on the wall
cuz it's going very very really slowly now
and it's the only thing that anybody ever talks about
and the scientists are always trying to figure out
and the physicists are always letting it bounce around
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and the novelists are typically writing stories about it
and the journalists are usually breaking news about it
and the pharmacists are frequently making drugs about it
and the charities are always raising money for it
and the client's name is always there
and [client's name] always cares