Chris Chan - All I Want For Christmas Is A Pretty Girlfriend

All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
So that I can be much happier!
All I want for… [pauses to wipe brow] is a girlfriend,
But she has to be 18 to 22!
And she must be boyfriend-freeee, too!
Uh, for all the qualities, check out my profile on match.com!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
So that I won't be so lonely!
Oh, the boyfriend-free factor is so high!
How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
You can't tell how many—what the girlfriends are paired up or not,
Which is the reason why I cannot approach women!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend!
A pretty girlfriend! A pretty girlfriend!
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend,
Now and forever-mooorrre!