D-Why - King David

Mayweather flow, dont miss the bout, yall are missin out/

with Miss October and her Chan(n)el bag, yea she mispronounce/

what you bitchin bout? You trippin and flippin, I’m dippin out/

I missed my flight, I dont have time to fight, I’ll grab my shit and bounce/

no question, I am what the answer is/

‘bout to slay the beat, on my Blitzen and Prancer shit/

you on that ABC “With The Stars” dancin’ shit/

but we dont dance, we just pull up our pants and handle shit/

Oh my, looky what the fuck we have here/

I’m bout to bust a cashew, this sweater is cashmere/

I’m a draft your a Pabst beer, you need a paps smear/

and if I have say: last year, will be your last year/

check your calendar, clear your schedule, let’s fly out/

the kids bout to be a problem you should put me time out/

Time out—what is this shit that you people rhyme ‘bout?/

I’d rather take a fucking ice pick and dig my eyes out/

Time in, I know, I’m so Hawaii 5-0/

I’m so fly, I could could get dressed with my eyes closed/

…her love is like a rollercoaster, but the rides closed/

we should go for a swim while the tide’s low/

this suit is Alexander McQueen, but you should probably King me/

green jacket, Stanley Cup, championship ring me/

here’s a list of a couple things you should probably bring me/

and if they ask if you saw me, tell them that you’ve never seen me/

tell a label to find me—-wine me, dine me, and sign me now/

I’ll throw in free shipping with a button thats labeled “Buy Me Now”/

all the shit I used to look up to it feels so tiny now/

to quiet this riot you’ll have tape my mouth and tie me down/

she tried to tie me up, then asked me to tie the not/

I said I’d buy a rock, and we could tie it…not/

I try alot, I tell ya, there’s one thing that I am not/

and that’s a quitter, ‘cuz winning is something that I like a lot/

I’m on the waterfront, bout to put my order in/

yall cant even pronounce some of this shit that we orderin/

Billy just bought an O and I think he about a quarter in/

y’all been standing in my way so long, they call that loitering/

I take my holidays off—Holiday Inn/

tell everyone stay out, girl and we can stay in/

sayin no playin’, im prayin’/ that I make it. Amen/

Fuck Everybody, I just had to put that in lamens/

King David, came to reign on everyone’s parade/

It’s like the coming of the plagues, everyone’s afraid/

and its ok player, it’s life, everyone gets played/

I gotta go…me and Miss October ‘bout to missbehave/

yea…her and her “Chan(n)el bag…