Dzidowcy - Odchudzanie

I lie on the couch
And I'm watching the commercials
I've already had 5 beers,
But I'm not stoned
The old lady from the kitchen is shouting,
That I've grown as fat as a Grycanka,
Next to her nods
A fat friend
She has fucked me up so much,
That I was so sick
With a super strong halne,
On promotion bought
Listen to the old pipeline,
I'll prove something to you
I'll show you a six-pack
Give me 3 weeks

Today I'm fat,
But I won't,
I won't be fat
No, I won't,
Because I will slim down,
I'll go on a diet
And I will exercise
every day

Bet taped,
A colleague cut
What I've fucked up,
It's just getting to me
I drank a brewery,
I shit in the washing machine,
There's no hankering for me to win,
But I won't give up without a fight
I'll go for a run, because I've grown fat like a pig
I'll drink water,
My body is a temple
It will never scale me
With burgers and kebabs
What have I fucked up with this shitty establishment

Today I'm fat,
But I won't be,
I won't be fat
No, I won't,
Because I'll slim down,
I'll go on a diet
And I'll exercise
Every day

Three weeks later
I come back with a six-pack
The old woman from the kitchen shouts,
That I'm a drunk,
All in all howling
I don't understand the passion
I opened a beer
And sat down to dinner
The finale of the story
Is quite expected
I've been screwed by the bet,
I've been defeated,
I'll be washing dishes
For the next month,
But halne after the promotion for a zloty seventy

Today I'm fat,
But I won't be,
I won't be fat,
No, I won't
Because I will slim down,
I'll go on a diet
And I'll exercise
Every day