Eddie Murphy - Girlfriend's Got A Wiener

Drivin' all night in my Toyota Lenn Cruizer, I saw some tail for sail, and
Figured I could use her. Pulled up to the corner she was fine but kind of
Gurgley, she hopped right it and gave a grin and said, Hey your eddie
Murphy. I thought she was a Smoker, or had a throut infection, but when she
Lifted up her dress she spotted an erection, a hairy chest with big fake
Breasts, you really should have seen her, the bitch was fine, but she was a
Guy, the girlfriend had a wiener. (OHHH NOO)(And it was a big one too) (Uh
Huh) (Oh yeah). She said, Dont worry Eddie, your money is well spent, just
Drive a couple miles while I help you pitch a tent. I said, Im funny Ha Ha,
But I aint funny queer. That's when I saw a flashing light, in my review
Mirror. Thinkin fast I told the cop, Im just here for her salvation, to
Lecture her about the evils, of solicitation, so he let me go, but he bought
The hoe, with a misameiner, the bitch was fine, but she was a guy, the
Girlfriend had a weiner. (right there in front of me) (Im talking ball park
Frank) (and it was already cooked)