Franek Kimono - Gimnastyka

Aerobics gymnastics
A sport for restless women
You rip your beautiful jumpers
Turn them into dreadful leggings

Your lush, beautiful figure
Is squeezed into a stretchy suit
Your body, craving movement
Exercise in the new spirit

The trainer is already setting up records
Background music for aerobics
Something to drink to cool down
Prepared by the young trainer

The first music is already playing
You lay down for aerobics
Lying flat on the floor
You lift both legs to the rhythm
Lift your chest, lower your hips
You imitate a caterpillar

This move is forbidden
After all, these are mothers, wives
And other people’s fiancées
Untaught in gymnastics

Everyone to reggae music
Slow at first, then with a run
Jumping over a vault with foxtrot
You feel the agility of a cat in your veins

The trainer keeps pressing the pace
Orders to exercise: one, two, three!
Everyone has had enough movement
Dying from exhaustion

The ladies light cigarettes
Fix their hair
Another sip to cool down
Emphasizing their beauty

The second music is already playing
You lay down for aerobics
Lying flat on the floor
You lift both legs to the rhythm
Lift your chest, lower your hips
You imitate a caterpillar

This move is forbidden
After all, these are mothers, wives
And other people’s fiancées
Untaught in gymnastics

Unfortunately, the end has come
Beautiful hands wave goodbye
The end, the end of gymnastics
It’s time to head to the factory

The end, the end of gymnastics
It’s time to head to the factory
The end, the end of gymnastics
It’s time to head to the factory

And thank you very much, thank you very much
Excuse me, ma’am, hello, please take your stockings
Wipe the stain after yourself
Thank you very much

Excuse me, sir, hello
You, you by the door
You, the bald one (hello, baldy!)
Take your shoelaces

Thank you
Sweetie, where’s your mummy?
She left (mhm), where?
In the shower… Oh, okay