Gang Albanii - Albański Raj

Borixon
I wake up in the morning in Albanian Paradise,
although some people lost their movie here.
In the corner stands woman with harmony and
two Romanians chop each other out.
What the fuck are doing here Miss Albania?!
Probably Popek won her in a card game,
she's the First Lady of our Gang.
She entered in a bikini and collects a fee.
After a short introduction - her performance,
eyes are looking for something to clog the nose
Balkan stuff kicks so hard
that it makes our hair stand on whole body
Sip a drink stronger than char,
it comes from a distant country, and its formula is familiar
only to the oldest camel breeders in Dubai.
Some lunatic pseudo smartie, she would like to let me snake into my pocket,
Unfortunately, I am in Albanian Paradise and I send her empty-handed to her husband.
Someone pours another glass and shisha goes here from mouth to mouth.
If you fancy a nice tits, we would gladly sign your lush bust.

Gang Albania in Cossack style
in Albanian Paradise sits in lodges
So do not bounce very high, because
you will get hit by boots and knives.
Finish, because for a moment the film ends
Final subtitles, bombs and bye bye,
and in the chorus arrives here King
We fly heavy, Popus play!

Popek
Heshke to meshke him
Keshke to meshke him
Ryshka cones cones, it's King of Albania!
Shere mere hochosh tesh tosh shtara shtasz
Rochnish niches niches, ochnish niches niches fuck schwa!

Heshke to meshke him
Keshke to meshke him
Ryshka cones cones, it's King of Albania!
Shere mere hochosh tesh tosh shtara shtasz
Rochnish niches niches, ochnish niches niches fuck schwa!

Popek
I wake up in the morning in Albanian Paradise
I drink rakija instead of breweries.
I see tourist near stalls
Gypsy steals him hundred of Albanian dollars.
I pick up the tension and go further,
And woman with mustache gives me a guitar,
So I sit on the wall, I begin to play
It flies around somehow like

Heshke to meshke him
Keshke to meshke him
Ryshka cones cones, it's King of Albania!
Shere mere hochosh tesh tosh shtara shtasz
Rochnish niches niches, ochnish niches niches fuck schwa!

Popek
I sit down at the table and order the biachta,
I take a sip of vodka and smoke pot.
Scatter dope, the bartender gives me the card
I watch the film - 'Hydromystery'*
Prince from Romania sits by me
and I ask "How I know so well Albanian",
one of the guardians speaks to his ear:
"Gypsy without eye taught him in England"
Movie - 'Hydromystery' ends,
the best movie I've seen in my life and
I see a donkey in beautiful sandals
and I pay for it a million Albanian lires
I jump on it with a grace of jockey
I wander the wilderness of Albanian Paradise
I suddenly started to be terribly fuckin' frozen
and I wake up cold in a stinking garage

Heshke to meshke him
Keshke to meshke him
Ryshka cones cones, it's King of Albania!
Shere mere hochosh tesh tosh shtara shtasz
Rochnish niches niches, ochnish niches niches fuck schwa!

Heshke to meshke him
Keshke to meshke him
Ryshka cones cones, it's King of Albania!
Shere mere hochosh tesh tosh shtara shtasz
Rochnish niches niches, ochnish niches niches fuck schwa!

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*Hydromystery ("Hydrozagadka") is famous Polish comedy