Gothic Rap - Kuchnia Snafa

Come ye, here in my kitchen
Here Goods I have of prime quality,
bananas and weiners that You'll eat without pity
The cake's here a-plenty- the chef's nitty-gritty

I'll tell you what you've not heard before
Other places are the stuff of nightmares, no more
Man I love it when you go
"Show me what you've got in store"

mmmm, some roasted meat
My gut burns from within, it tastes a feat
mmmm, some Fiery stew
it's taste my fucking mind blew
Mmmmh tasty sauerkraut
can feel it's aroma in my mouth
mmmm, fine beetle stew
i'll surely have more than a few (x2)

In all of Khorinis
It is I who has the best food
Once You've tried it- You're hooked
It's just simply that good
Got kielbasa that's better
than the Monastery's vile sausage
My wine is stauncher than
that at Orlan's Inn in the cottage
Even Lord Hagen himself
says my food's to his liking
Even the digger's come here
After spending days hiking


I'll tell you what you've not heard before
Other places can give you nightmares, not more
Man I love it when you go
"Show me what you've got in store"



mmmmh, some roasted meat
My gut burns from within, it's taste a feat
mmmmh, some Fiery stew
it's taste my fucking mind blew
Mmmmh tasty sauerkraut
can feel it's taste my mouth
mmmmh, fine beetle stew
i'll sure have more than a few (x2)

So, how's it gonna be?
-Hmmm, well, to be honest it does look delicious
Where have you learned all that?
-I used to be the cook at the Old Camp.
Have you forgotten already?

[...]Show me what you've got in store...

Mmmmh, dumplings deep filled with snake meat
when i eat them my heart steadies it's beat
mmmmh, a wolf's meat sandwich
always got a in my trousers' ditch
mmmmh, meatloaf from goblin
my mouth's already waterin'
mmmmh, lizard's skin draught
drinking me takes my soul aloft

-Mind tellin me if that thing in your soup
is a face or an ass?
-Whaaa,?
-UAHEAHAHAHA