Hania Lee - Ballgina Safari

There was a man

He didn’t know what size pants to wear

And consequently

His pants rode up his bits down there, yeah

It’s called a ballgina, whoa

And that’s what we’re looking for today

(We’re looking for a Ballgina. We’re looking for a Ballgina.)

We’re goin’ on a Ballgina Safari!

There’s so much more of life that we should see, yeah!

We’re goin’ on a Ballgina Safari!

Incrediballs that want to fall to freedom, yeah!

It’s called a Ballgina, whoa

And this is a game we like to play – hey

It’s called a Ballgina, whoa

And that’s what we’re looking for today – yeah

We’re searching for big ones and small ones and puffy ones and round ones

And big ones and small ones and little, squeezed in, tightly hidden

Big ones and small ones and ones that you can see the pubic hair through the pants

Cause the guy has absolutely no idea about his pants size

Absolutely no idea about his pants size

Absolutely no idea, no!

There was a man

He didn’t know what size of pants to wear, yeah

And consequenlty, he

His pants rode up his bits down there

It’s called a Ballgina, whoa!

We’re goin’ on a Ballgina Safari!

There’s so much more of life that we should see, yeah

We’re goin’ on a Ballgina Safari!

Incrediballs that want to fall to freedom, yeah!

It’s called a Ballgina – whoa

And that’s what we’re looking for today, hey

It’s called a Ballgina – whoa!

Oh, ah! Eee, eh, erhg! Oh, ah! Eee, eh!

Big ones and small ones and slightly larger on the left

Inflated, agitated ones that have a certain aroma

Big ones and small ones and warty, lumpy, ugly looking ball sacks

That stretch out the pants because the guy has no idea about his pants size

Absolutely no idea about his pants size

Absolutely no idea, No!