Howie D - No Hablo Espanol

One day after school, this kid came up to me
He knocked my books right out of my hands
Obviously, a bully
I said "what's your problem, man? What'd I do to you?"
He said "vamonos, let's go!"
But I don't hablo Espanol

No hablo Espanol (no hablo Espanol)
No hablo Espanol (I don't speak Spanish)

Going to grandma's house (te abuela) is always such a treat
We dance and sing the whole day through
And then sit down to eat (la conida!)
But the food was so spicy I couldn't eat a bite
She said "Donde esta tu alma, your soul?"
Que? I don't hablo Espanol

No hablo Espanol (no hablo Espanol)
No hablo Espanol

Your mother comes from Puerto Rico
That's why she calls me 'chico'!
Hey amigo!
Amigo means friend, right?
Yo soy contigo!
I'm with you too

Where your mom and dad come from is out of your control
So what're you gonna do about it now "ahora"

I'm gonna hablo Espanol!

Yo hablo Espanol
I'm gonna hablo Espanol
Yo hablo Espanol
I'm gonna hablo Espanol
Yo hablo Espanol
Yo hablo Espanol
Yo hablo Espanol
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