I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It - Family Problems

[Intro]
Man
Man
Man
Yeah

[Verse 1]
I beat kids like my schizophrenic dad does
He comes in and he hits me with his tampon
Period is over, man, didn't know he had one
Even for a woman, man, that dick is quite a long 'ne

[Hook]
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems

[Interlude]
Yeah

[Verse 2]
My mum beats me like she hitting on a crack pot
Could only get out of here if Dobby gets a sock
But I lick the pussy with a sword, call me Puss-a-lot
I headbutt bitches in the face 'cause I got a strong nut

[Hook]
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems

[Interlude]
Yeah

[Verse 3]
My sister's mental, so could you please hang on
If she is a number, then she's gonna hang one
She is gonna stab me, man, because I got a slag wrong
That's okay, the knife she's got's a bad one

[Hook]
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems

[Interlude]
Yeah

[Verse 4]
I miss my brother because, boy, has he got autism
I even knew it from the moment that I saw him
He might have down's syndrome, we don't even know
All I can tell you is he looks like a saucepan

[Hook]
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems
Hey, man, my family's got problems