I Fucked a Turkey and Got Away with It - White

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I'm white (Yes, I'm white)
And I'm white as I can be
And my white boy eyes are bluer
Than my white boy sea
Got my iPad, faggot
And my privilege money
I call my daddy "Daddy"
And I call my mummy "Mummy"
You can all fuck off
Man, I got a fucking boat
My dad owns Google
My mum's the CEO
'Cause you can see me when I'm white
In the dark, boy, I'm still white
Why would I try to hide this?
'Cause I'm motherfucking white

[Chorus]
Fuck gay pride, man
I'm proud to be white
Nothing wrong with black
But at least I got my rights
Fuck gay pride, man
I'm proud to be white
Nothing wrong with black
But at least I got my rights

[Verse 2]
Don't need to say I'm better
I already know it
'Cause my daddy got a plot of land
Out in the blue ocean
I killing humpback whales
'Cause my gun I be scoping
I got my white boy rapping shoes
And, boy, they be golden
'Cause my flow so cold, it's snow
I know, oh no, it's so frozen
I go straight back to my hotel
Free throw some bars to be spoken
Leave it open, break beat, broken
Bars and lyrics be smoking
I spit so pro, hey bro, say yo
I grow my dough, it ain't slow, hoe

[Chorus]
Fuck gay pride, man
I'm proud to be white
Nothing wrong with black
But at least I got my rights
Fuck gay pride, man
I'm proud to be white
Nothing wrong with black
But at least I got my rights

[Interlude]
I know I'm white
I'm better than you
I know I'm white
I'm better than you
(Sick)

[Verse 3]
My lyrics be so sick
I pay a doctor to fix them
I can also pay for childcare
Won't look after my children
I won't know them 'til they come of age
Become an adult
But by that time they'll have a job
And own their own yacht
'Cause money it corrupts
I don't care, I am white
Live my life until I die
And I'll still be right white
You can see my life turns out:
Really good, because I'm white
The world revolves around me
Because niggers suck