JT Music - Devil Like Me

Gather round, my faithful council
I'm down bad with a case of the blues
See, I just took an L, that's a tough look for hell
Old Lucifer don't like to loose

It was a haul back home from Georgia
Had my tail tucked 'tween my legs
I never been outfiddled
But I'm damn well sizzled
When I went off like a powder keg!
I know smoke was all he wanted
Oh, he got it when he started to play
And I just struck a bet
That I'd come to regret
'Cause that mortal sure knew how to slay
Have you heard this one before?
There's a twist to the story
His instrument wasn't no fiddle
(What it was?)
But he could make a man sing
When he's playing that thing
And that thing is no thing I would call little
(Holy fuck!)

He said: "I'm no more an angel
Than I am any friend to thee
But I'll raise a hand to Heaven
You ain't never met a devil like me"
Yeehaw!

Then I got to running like a hog
For a slaughter cut free
'Till I stopped and thought:
"Hold up, he's not he Devil, I'm me!"
I said: "Son, I'm the dark Lord, are you some impostor"
He responded: "Sorry, I just meant that I'm a monster"
Rumble time bitch
Click, click, boom, baddy
Papa 'pocalypse
Call me that or Doomdaddy
Because when I'm dropping hits, even the Earth will move
I've already put half the universe under my boot
He was hardly one to battle
Or I thought with all that prattle
Come to learn he could walk the talk
(So hot)
From the barrel of his chest to the barrel of his best gun
Every part of him was fully cocked
(Oh God!)

He said: "I'm no more an angel
Than I am any friend to thee
Listen up, if you've been sinnin'
You don't simply get forgiven for free
I'll never be caught dead with a halo
But I wanna see you on your knees
You can count me once outdeviled
Now I know how the Devil does it, and he'll never do it better than me"

Now heed theese words
All my dear demonkind
This Doom Marine came from a tomby thing
With a lock, that we got to find!!!

I've seen this man meet his maker
Yet he stands the test of time
A mean, green, lean, protein eating machine
So overpowered that he's nigh divine!
Right in the face of danger
Did he place his wager
But it wasn't for a fiddle of gold
Now he sits on my throne
And he can call it his own
'Cause that's what I bet against his soul
(God dammit!)
He said: "I told you I'm good, better remember it well
I took your kingdom, but I can continue giving you hell
Go tell your demons
Soon I'll meet 'em if we haven't before
Bye to the devil you know
Hi to the devil you don't"
Well that's great, today's Satan's termination
Got my job usurped by my worst creation
A God made Man on a sacred campaign
Making the work of Lucifer like he's playin' a game
Oh how I shamed myself
Letting him take my crown
What else to do but remove my horns!
Fuck it, I'm takin' them off
See, they were fake after all
'Cause I'm the Doom Marine of whom you've been warned!!!

I said: "I'm no more an angel
Than I am any friend to thee
If it's heatin' up in Georgia
I'ma give the Devil more than just tea
I'll never be caught dead playin' the fiddle
But I'll fire up a BFG
You can count me once outdeviled
Now I know how the Devil does it
And he'll never do it better than me"