Kuki - Ninja domowy

(Houuuuaa!)

Domestic Ninja Peugeot (ha-cha!)
Fast like a tiger, strong like an ox
All the household members are down (uouu!)
He smashed the wall unit in half
He drinks sake, beats the family
Breaks a tree, breaks the reeds
Relatives, motherfucker, are his enemies
He has no goal, he only has the way

Domestic ninja, chaos in the house
Tight, ready, you're all fucked
He comes back from work, there's gonna be trouble
He'll find a motive for a duel
He steps in the flat and everything flies
Babbling, bitch, like some Asian guy
Drunkenly smashed a plant with karate
Because the dining room is his damn mat
He jumps on his wife (ha-ya!)
Like he's about to break her spine
And then, fuck, in a moment (wow!)
She's folded like lotus flowers
A warrior soul, the bitch doesn't move
Cut her down like a katana cuts bamboo
Ripped the intercom off the wall, you freak
Pretending he's got fucking nunchucks

Domestic Ninja Peugeot (ha-cha!)
Fast like a tiger, strong like an ox
All the household members are down (uouu!)
He smashed the wall unit in half
He drinks sake, beats the family
Breaks a tree, breaks the reeds
Relatives, motherfucker, are his enemies
He has no goal, he only has the way

Calls his own daughter a whore
Slapped the bitch with unfinished beer
Contemptuous acts, the girl started crying
He pulled the string, and out flew the arrow
Beats women, starts freaky scenes
Stools, bitch, are shurikens to him
They ask when will this end at last
When the cherries bloom, you whore
As the Bushido code commands
When he attacks, he stares in the eyes
You'll end up fucking crippled
The marten is sly, the owl sees at night
Kung-fu, karate, vodka, shot glasses
Beats that bitch mantis-style
Robs his daughter, kisses goodbye to his paycheck
Only said: "Arigato, bitch!"

Domestic Ninja Peugeot (ha-cha!)
Fast like a tiger, strong like an ox
All the household members are down (uouu!)
He smashed the wall unit in half
He drinks sake, beats the family
Breaks a tree, breaks the reeds
Relatives, motherfucker, are his enemies
He has no goal, he only has the way

When the drunk ninja, bitch, is nearby
Even putting him in rice won't help
Unstoppable, don't you start shit
Fucking dickhead, go commit seppuku
In the grove, the damn willows cry
Dad beats daughter, knocked out mom
For years, this fucker's been crossing the line
Water in humility can wear down stone
No pointless bullshit, just gives the bitch some honey
The fucking Far East kind of pathology
He drank sake, stirs shit again
Out of nowhere, the son hits him
Two backflips, smashes the son
Breaks a wine bottle on his head
Kicks, curses — that's the finale
When some loser steps up to a rōnin

Domestic Ninja Peugeot (ha-cha!)
Fast like a tiger, strong like an ox
All the household members are down (uouu!)
He smashed the wall unit in half
He drinks sake, beats the family
Breaks a tree, breaks the reeds
Relatives, motherfucker, are his enemies
He has no goal, he only has the way