LHugeny - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare the musical

What kind of muppet name is Soap?
Boarding a ship, sliding down the rope.
A Nuclear Cargo is aboard, MIGs sink the ship to the sea floor.
Rescue our informant Nikolai, He was caught as a spy, and condemned to die.
Our extraction was down, I Hate to report, So we paid the Cunts with air support.


Our so-called leaders prostituted us to the West X2
Destroyed our culture, our honor and our economies, On our soil my blood is on our hands.


The invasion of this nation has just begun, Al-Asad is doomed, watch our flashbangs stun.
Warpig broke and must be fixed, So we covered that ass 'til the dawn at 6.
Then we plowed through the capital searching for Asad, All we found were militants and jihads.
We saved our pilot 'cause our will was strong, 'Til we all got fried by a nuclear bomb.


Our so-called leaders prostituted us to the West X2
Destroyed our culture, our honor and our economies, On our soil my blood is on our hands.

All ghillied up with a silent scope, Blow Zakhaev's arm off, slide down the rope.
Ferris wheel Alamo, it'll be farce, When our claymore mines tear'em a new arse.
Track Zakhaev down to finish the job.
Before he nukes the East Coast and all Yanks will sob.
Disarm the nukes by hacking in the base.
When we tried to escape, Gaz got shot in the face.

Our so-called leaders prostituted us to the West X2
Destroyed our culture, our honor and our economies, On our soil my blood is on our hands.