Mad TV - Lady Marmalade

Missy Elliot: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Especially the ladies. Welcome
to MADtv.

Lorraine:
Where's all my mad sisters?
Freakin' a-right rad sisters?

Chorus:
Mad sister, go sister,
Mad sister, funk, sister,

Melina:
I'm Melina,I'm on FOX; MADtv,
Shakin' teetas on the street,
Oh my gawd
Yeah but!
You think I'm such a slut?!

Chorus:
Itchy coochie mama vanna, (Lorraine: Huhuhuhuhuh!)
Poopy panty papa lala,
Mocha latte frapaccino,
We are Lady MADtv

Lucy Liu won't do MADtv,
For free
(Melina: The bitch!)
Lucy Liu won't do MADtv,
For free
(Lorraine: Huhuhuhuhuh!)

Dot:
My name is Dot,
And I'm new to this fun,
I really love gloves and gum,My sister's real smart,
And I make cool finger art,
Who's Dot?!

Chorus:
Dot!
Dot!

Lorraine:
I come through with a "huh" and a "God that's cute,"
And my name is Lorraine,
White as cocaine.
I'm a recurring woman,
Not a backseat woman,
And I'm the reason MAD's back for season seven,
Disagree? Well boohoo and tough luck,
'Cuz to tell you the truth,
I don't give a "Huhuhuhuhuh"!
High-heeled gals go rockin' through the streets,
Four hot ass chicks from the MADtv.

Chorus:
MADtv

Ms. Swan:
Whoa, Whoah, Woah!

Chorus:
MADtv

Ms. Swan:
Ohhh-hooo-o-h!

Chorus:
MADtv

Ms. Swan:
Oh-h-h, h-o-o-oh
Hoah,
Oh
Oh-h-h-h-hoaw
I'm having fun, feeling silky smooth,
Look, I tell you every'ting,
Huh, huh,
I make the savage cash,
Saying 'he looka like a man',
MAD, MAD, MA-A-A-A-AD

Chorus:
Itchy coochie mama vanna,
(Ms. Swan: Huh!) (Whipping Missy Elliot with a belt)
Poopy panty papa lala,
(Ms. Swan: Ok, ok!)
Mocha latte frapacuino,
(Lorraine: Frappa, huh?)
This song really makes no sense---

(Lorraine: Huhuhuhuhuh!)
Lucy Liu won't do MADtv,

Missy Elliot:
Melina:

Melina:
Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h-oh, oh my god!

Missy Elliot:
Lorraine:

Lorraine:
Goddddd, that's cute!

Missy Elliot:
Swan:

Ms. Swan:
Uh, uh uh uh ohhhh,

Missy Elliot:
Idiot girl:

Dot:
Look how little my gloves are!

Melina:
What?

Chorus:
We are Lady MADtv!
Swan:
Yeah-h-h-h-h-h
Ah-h-h-h
Oh-h-h-h-h eh-h-h-h-h oh-h-h-h-h-h
Ah-h-h-h
Ah-h-h -ha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a---
Yeah.