Majka Jeżowska - Rats on a budget

Don't mistake this to the other places.
Here you'll find happy faces.
Givin' to a new temptation,
try out tasteless taste's sensation!

We're Americans - you know we love junk food.
Those commercials - make it sound so good.
We buy more and more if the slogans are cool.
Though it might not taste the way they say it should!

You deserve a pest today - it tastes better - have it your way.
Our sandwiches, they only cost a dime,
and we serve no pest - before its time!

You paid at Wendy's and the Colonels,
Fried Whoppers and Chicken McNuggets.
So there's no need to worry if you scurry down to Rats on a Budget!

I love - Rats on a Budget. Have one - with everything on it.
You love - Rats on a Budget. Its time - time has finally come.

Manny likes them fried and Davy eats them raw.
Jimmy bites the tails and Suzy loves the claws.
They taste of quality - keeps them coming back.
Because our sandwiches are made of just pure rat!

You deserve a pest today - it tastes better - have it your way.
Our sandwiches, they only cost a dime,
and we serve no pest - before its time!

Jack Spratt would eat no rat - his sex drive grew less potent.
When he ate his first pest - he performed at his best.
Now he will eat only rodent!

I love - Rats on a Budget. Have one - with everything on it.
You love - Rats on a Budget. Its time - time has finally come.

Everybody's eating them in Vietnam -
It's the only meat since we dropped the bombs
Everybody's eating them in Mozambique ...
Ooh La La - it's tre tre chic!

From privates in the army to commander-in-chiefs -
Nobody's asking - where's the beef?
A few good people say it makes their meals complete.
Rats-A-Roni - the San Francisco Treat.

You paid at Wendy's and the Colonels,
Fried Whoppers and Chicken McNuggets.
So there's no need to worry if you scurry down to Rats on a Budget!