McLusky - Alan Is Cowboy Killer

Pull up my pants


Now the camera crew has gone

In your statement to the police


Tell them how you turned me on


But you were such an ugly child


You were such an awkward child

You were such a stupid child


We should've cottoned on


Alan is a cowboy killer




Take up tai chi

Now your favourite pet has died


We had crazy fucking times

'Till her visa card expired




But you were such an ugly child

You were such an awkward child


You were such a stupid child

We should've cottoned on




Alan is a cowboy killer


Wipe up his mess


Pay your fluffers by the yard

How you're paying for your peace


How you're paying for your peace


But you were such an ugly child


You were such an awkward child

You were such a stupid child


We should've cottoned on


That Alan is a cowboy killer




Alan is a cowboy killer