Mungo Jerry - The Man Behind The Piano

Laying in the hedge soaked to the skin
Right boots missing and I don't know where I've been
I wake up every morning just the same
I like my fun but I ain't-a bum and I ain't got no name.

I got no job I got no wife
I don't give a damn about my life
Drink and women's everything I need
Go on the booze what you got to lose
Cos' women they come free.

Wild cat Sue she's a beautiful cat
she got big long legs but can't you tell
She's a wild cat, wild cat, oh yes she is
She's a wild cat woman with beautiful thighs
and big big eyes.

I was having a drink when she walked right in
I got a lump in my tyre and I bit my chin
The man behind the piano stopped and stared
He's one-eyed Bart he slipped right down and curled around his chair.

I offered her a drink and she asked me why
I said I like legs and I wanna try
She said you'd better watch your step with me
I'll have a Russian black and a double gin
But you can't come home with me.

Three bottles of gin or maybe four
But after five we were on the floor
The barmaid made a pass at me
She had big red eyes and a double chin
But it didn't bother me.

I grabbed her hand and she grabbed mine
I squeezed her leg and she didn't mind
Her husband was a mighty jealous man
He grabbed my arm and got uptight
His punch was dynamite.

I hit the wall fell to the ground
Wild cat sue she just laughed aloud
The watchdog came and sniffed at me
He cocked his leg and I protested
I ain't-a tree.

I kicked the dog he bit my leg
Wild cat Sue turned around and said
You little silly washed out drunken fool
She got out the back and rode me home
And kicked me like a mule.