Nanowar - George Mastrothard (The Keeper of Stainless Steel)

Eighteen ten the numbers
Summoning the
Giorgio Mastro'

Bed with wooden clapboards
At the heart of
Giorgio Mastro'

Dishwasher- safe cookware set
Ergonomically designed
Rubber handles, nonstick coating and
Conductive heavy gauge aluminium!

DHL delivers
The mattresses of
Giorgio Mastro'

Elefantly powered
Comes the ghost of
Giorgio Mastro'

There's a pot to cook the rice,
And a pot to cook the corn
There's a Sony hi-res webcam,
for both snuff and porn!

GIORGIO MASTRO’!
STEAK-KNIFE WARRIOR, KEEPER OF THE STAINLESS STEEL
GIORGIO MASTRO’!
MOUNTAIN SHAMAN, ON SHIMANO POWERED WHEEL
YOU CAN GET A PRESSURE COOKER
AND PAY IN COMFORTABLE RATES
DO NOT WAIT TO PLACE YOUR ORDER
PROCEED TO CHECKOUT, THAT AMAZON AWAITS!

MASTRO’ –TA TRO –TA