Rhett & Link - Naked

[Chorus: Link]
Naked
No oh oh, I can't take it
No oh you-ou-ou'll never
Ever see-e-e-e me naked

[Verse 1: Link]
When I was a baby I born unclothed
I cried, cried, cried, 'cause my wee-wee was exposed (wah!)
When I take a shower, I wear bathing suits
So if somebody barged in they won't see my fruits (banana!)
I won't go to the doctor to turn-and-cough (cough)
'Cause before you turn-and-cough, you gotta take your undies off
I got a birthmark on my bum I'd rather no one see
It looks like a cave drawing of Judge Judy (Judy!)

[Chorus]
Naked
No oh oh, I can't take it
No oh you-ou-ou'll never
Ever see-e-e-e me naked

[Verse 2: Link]
You won't see me naked over my dead body
And when I die, don't perform an autopsy (scalpel!)
'Cause I'm pretty sure you have to be naked for those
And in that case my cause of death I'd rather not know (measles!)
You'll never see me naked, trust me bro
'Cause clothes is what separates us from the animals
Well that and perhaps self-consciousness
But what is consciousness if not knowing to wear pants (hiss!)

[Chorus]
Naked
No oh oh, I can't take it
No oh you-ou-ou'll never
Ever see-e-e-e me naked