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I'm the black guy in Star Wars, bruh
I'm tryin' to escape
I stole a car that flies goodbye
& flied thru outer space
Met a girl with a couple balls
Said: Hi, would you like to date
& what's this Planet's policy on rape?
She said: I'm waiting for my mother
I said: I'm black I never had a dad
We went off to find ol' Luke Skywalker
We met Han & his old ass Monkey friend
Chorus:
Star Wars is good but it was
Kinda gay, kinda gay
It was good if you've a vagina
where your dick should be
If you like to suck balls
Then you'll love Star Wars
Star Wars is good if you are
Kinda gay, kinda gay
The guy in girls likes incest games
When he & girls lay up
Now he plays
The son of brother-kissing Prince Leia
He realized that the Dark Side
Is better than the light
Cuz they got:
Power & money & gun rights
So we flied with Solo & his monkey
To the star where bad guys are doin' something
Like Al Qaeda we blew up lots of people
Then the girl found Luke & they said: Nothing
Chorus:
Star Wars is good but it was
Kinda gay, kinda gay
It was good if you've a vagina
where your dick should be
If you like to suck balls
Then you'll love Star Wars
Star Wars is good if you are
Kinda gay, kinda gay
Bridge:
Hello Son, it's Han Solo
We miss ya, please come home
Me & your mother never bone
It's a bitch, ya feel me, feel me?
No dad, it's too late now
C'mon boy, lemme help you out?
Will you help me?
Yes for sho
Then fuck you, peace out, yo!
Chorus:
Star Wars is good but it was
Kinda gay, kinda gay
It was good if you've a vagina
where your dick should be
If you like to suck balls
Then you'll love Star Wars
Star Wars is good if you are
Kinda gay, kinda gay /x3
If you like to suck balls
Then you'll love Star Wars
Star Wars is good if you are
Kinda gay, kinda gay
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