Shawn Lee & Concetta Kirschner - Soul Swashbuckler

Quite a long time I've been on top of this quest
And yes, quite a few hands been on top of these breasts
My mom suggests herself help texts, next
Married friends who know best under duress
Even though I’m PS

Could be from France, could be from Bermuda
Doesn’t smoke Buddha, he is like the Buddha
Not necessarily with a giant belly
He sings my melody, goes to therapy if necessary
I’m lookin’ everywhere for this dude
This is not turning out so cool
Walk down the street - is it you, is it you? (Eww!)
Great, I just stepped in dog poo

Don’t need much to fall in love with ya
Don’t need a man with a BMW
I just want a champion cuddler
My baby, the soul swashbuckler

Don’t need much to fall in love with ya
Don’t need a man with a BMW
I just want a champion cuddler
My baby, the soul swashbuckler

We could go to Panama, out adventuring
Or just arms around me while we watch a documentary
He's my Time's Man of the Century, has empathy
When my dress is fighting me cuz it fits too tightly
He politely opens doors, in my mind and literally
Four steps ahead of me, legs of a centipede, send him please
Want a colloquy, not a soliloquy
And if you know what that means, then email me

I’m kinda picky, can't eat meat and no drinkin’
Tiny bit kinky and super deep thinking
Big eyes, big heart, just like Jesus
Makes me feel down below like what the bass does in my speakers

Don’t need much to fall in love with ya
Don’t need a man with a BMW
I just want a champion cuddler
My baby, the soul swashbuckler

Don’t need much to fall in love with ya
Don’t need a man with a BMW
I just want a champion cuddler
My baby, the soul swashbuckler

I'd like a man, he-he-hey
I'd like a man, he-he-hey
I'd like a man, he-he-hey
I'd like a man

Well, I asked my teacher to see what was up
He said ego's in the way of what the true self wants
If you don't got a soul, mate, gotta clean up your soul (Aha)
Yeah, I mean I'm doing that, that's how I roll!

So I don't need a man, I gotta focus on me
Be the best me, then he will find me, that’s key
To get the relationship of my parents
Shout to mom and dad, still make out after 30 years of marriage!

Don’t need much to fall in love with ya
Don’t need a man with a BMW
I just want a champion cuddler
My baby, the soul swashbuckler

Don’t need much to fall in love with ya
Don’t need a man with a BMW
I just want a champion cuddler
My baby, the soul swashbuckler

I'd like a man, he-he-hey (Uh)
I'd like a man, he-he-hey
(Where is your boyfriend?)

Where is that confounded man?