Tally Hall - Break It Down

Joe Hawley
We need cash
Ryan Scott
What happened to our stash?
Jason Satz
I bought an electric guitar
Joe Hawley
I rented a shiny car
Rob Cantor
I went out to lunch
Andrew Laurich
...but McDonald's is a thrifty munch
Drew Thodeson
I purchased a random flute
Brandon Hall
I hired a prostitute
Rick Lax
Whatever will we do?
Joe Hawley
We'll have to think it through

Brandon Hall
I know! I will start
to sell my body parts
A kidney or a lung
My liver or my tongue!
I'll distribute them in jars
to people driving cars!

Joe Hawley
I have a better plan:
I'll marry a wealthy man
Rob Cantor
Wouldn't that make you gay?
Joe Hawley
Not necessarily
Anar Ismailov
That would be okay
...What?
Joe Hawley
I'll sleep in a separate bed
And I'll refrain from giving...
...kisses
We'll be happy for a while
I'll try to comply to his style
and keep his mansion clean
Then I'll kill him and inherit his green

Anar Ismailov
Break it down!

Drew Thodeson
It wouldn't be so tough
to sell my girlfriend's stuff
Her computer and her sewing kit
will go for quite a bit
Andrew Laurich
That doesn't seem so kind
Drew Thodeson
I doubt that she will mind

Andrew Laurich
We'll start a fake foundation:
A non-profit organization
We'll say it's for the mute,
the blind and destitute
Then we'll get to take
the money that we make
We'll salvage all we can
and take it to Afghanistan

Anar Ismailov
Break it down!

Tom Liu
Ninjas are totally sweet!
So light and nimble on their feet!
So good at being bad!
I wish I had a ninja for a dad! (Kill him, son!)
"Put your money in the cup
or this assassin will cut you up!
Do not attempt to mess with me!
I met a guy who met Bruce Lee...
...'s mother's...
...cousin's...
...niece's...
...brother's
...neighbor's...
...doctor's...
...ex-boyfriend's...
...dog"

Jason Satz
It won't be hard at all
making money with a crystal ball
"According to the tarot cards,
your body will be torn to shards
The pieces spread around
Your mangled carcass never found."
That's all I'll have to say
and then they'll have to pay

Ryan Scott
I know! I could...

Anar Ismailov
Break it down!

Rick Lax
I'll make the money grow
with my impromptu magic show
Performing in the streets
death defying feats
People would shriek and shout
but that's what magic is all about
"My god, is he alright?"
"I do this every night"

Rob Cantor
I'll ace the GRE
And harvest a PHD
After curing the HIV
I'll collect my royalties
Jason Satz
Do you think you're bright enough?
Rob Cantor
...Let's get his girlfriend's stuff

Anar Ismailov
Break it down!