Tenacious D - Pick of Destiny

'Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's fuckin' insane.

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

In Venice beach there was a man named Kage.
When he was buskin' he was all the rage.
He met Jables and he taught him well.
All the techniques that were developed in Hell.

Cock push-ups and the power slide.
gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
They formed a band they named Tenacious D.
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.

'Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's fuckin' insane.

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
Our tasty grooves are better than a Chicken Chow Mein.

'Cause he who is sleazy
Is easy to pleasey.
And she who is juicy
Must be loosy-goosey.
And he who is groovy
Will be in my movie,
So come on!

The wizard and the demon had a battle royale.
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow.
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said "ow!"

'Cause it's the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
You know where we'll be rockin', 'cause it's fuckin' insane.

It's just the Pick!
Of Destiny, child.
You know our movie's better than the citizen kain.

'Cause he who's a geezer
Must live in my freezer.
And she who is starky
Is full of malarkey.
And he who is groovy
Must be in my movie.
So come on!

Oh, 'cause if you're a diva
Then go to Geneva.
And if you're a croney
Then suck on my boney.
And if you are groovy
Then get in my movie!
It's called the Pick of Destiny!
The Pick of Destiny!