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Oh my God, we should do another song.
But we already say bye bye bye?
But it's Christmas!
So, you wanna wrote a song about Jesus Christ?
Or Santa Claus
Or his wife?
Who the hell is Santa's wife?
She the baddest, she a savage
She makes the best cookies ever, she no average.
Think he schedules by himself, then you're mad bitch!
Every kid got a gift 'cause she planned shit.
Not the face of the campaign but she's thе brain.
Ain't no side dish honey cuz she's the main.
So, she really has a seat at the table?
No, she ate (Oh!)
She left no crumbs on the plate.
There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long- (Dick!)
List, she's got a long list.
She says:
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough.
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the fucking show, one, two, three, let's go!
She's not goodie, she's a baddie.
Everybody knows her addy
Not a mommy, call her daddy.
Sorry? Daddy, Sorry? Daddy
There's a saint at the Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
No, her name is Gertrude and she's got a long- (List!)
Yeah, i was getting for that.
She says:
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough.
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the fucking show, one, two, three, let's go!
Christmas, tree
Snow man, glee
Reindeer, neigh
Gertrude, sleigh
One, two, three, let's hoe, hoe, hoe
Hoe, hoe, hoe (No, no)
Hoe, hoe, hoe (Not like that)
It kinda sounds a little like
Like what?
Like, never mind...
There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long- (Clit!)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough.
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the fucking show, one, two, three, let's go!
To the North Pole!
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