The Bob and Tom show - The Man Song

Ladies and Gentleman
THE MAN SONG !
(he's the MAN)

I don't take no crap from anybody
(but you)
I wear the pants around here
(when I'm finished with your laundry)
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight
When I say jump you say
"YEAH RIGHT"
I'm the man of this house
(until you get home...)

(he's the
MAN)
( he's the MAN)

What I say goes around here
(& right out the window)
And I don't want to hear alot of whinning
(so I'll shut up)
The sooneryou learns whos boss around here
(The sooner you can give me my orders dear..)
Cause I'm head huncho around here
(but it's all in my heeeeaaaadddd..)

(he's the
MAN)
(he's the MAN)

And I can have sex any time
(that you want)
Cause I'm a man who has needs!
(but they're not important..)
And don't expect any flowers from me
Cause I'm not mistaken
(you prefer jewlery..)
I'm the king of my castle
(When your not around..)

(he's a
MAN)
(he's a MAN )

And I'll drink and watch sports
Whenever I want
(to get in trouble)
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready
(to sleep on the couch)
Cause a MAN's gotta do
what a man's gotta do !
And I'm gonna do
(What you tell me to..)
Because I'm top dog around here
(but I've been nutered