TryHardNinja - Justin Bieber's Boyfriend Black Ops 2 Parody

So should I just, like, whisper the whole thing?
(yea)
Alright.

If I was Vonderhaar* I'd never leave you alone
I'd give us all a beta like we've never had before
I'd throw in some balanced guns and smaller maps for all
We're playing Call of Duty not running a marathon
Cheese
Cheese
Cheese
On you
That's what blop shoters wouldn't be able to do
And all of the servers I would dedicate to you
Best game in the franchise would be Black Ops 2

I'd change the things
It's simple really
The entire community as a whole have been asking for for like five years

If I was Vonderhaar I'd give us what we want
Colorful maps to play on with logical spawns
As far as second chance goes you know that would be gone
And I'd get rid of all of the versions of martyrdom
And atomic pocket bombs

Tell me what you like
Yea tell me what you don't
I can be your plumber
Clear the crap out of the bowl
Like the perk that campers
Seem to love the most
It's not the Call the Casper so say goodbye to ghost
Boo
Action
Action
Call for active action
Call up Activision and get better hit detection
No more panic knifers or lethal support streaks either
'Cause I shouldn't have to lose my streaks to noobs like Justin Bieber
Swaggie

I'd change the things
It's simple really
Hey Activision
Let me talk to you

If I was Vonderhaar I'd give us what we want
Colorful maps to play on with logical spawns
Deathstreaks are for noobies
You know those would be gone
Then Black Ops 2 would not be
As cheesy as this song
As cheesy as this song

If I was Vonderhaar I'd never leave you alone
I'd give us all a beta like we've never had before
And all of the servers I would dedicate to you
But I'm not Vonderhaar
So Dave* it's up to you
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*David Vonderhaar - główny projektant gier w Treyarch. Obecnie jest też nieoficjalnym menadżerem społeczności Call of Duty.