Wheatus - Christmas Dirtbag

First night of Noel
Asleep with the fire burning
Jingling bells
And sugarplum fairies turning
But I don't see
Any presents for me
Does Santa Claus know who I am?
Does Santa Claus even care about me?

'Cos I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Yeah I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Santa forgot all about me, baby
Tonight, ooh

Yeah, Liz got a doll
The one she was asking for
And Pete got it all
A baseball bat and a ball
Did anyone see
Any presents for me?
Does Santa Claus know who I am?
Does Santa Claus even care about me?

'Cos I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Yeah I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, baby
Santa forgot all about me, baby
Tonight, ooh

Oh yeah, Santa
He don't know who his list is missing
Oh yeah, Santa
You don't know who you're list is missing

Maybe I'm too old
Believing in Santa's creepy
Lo and behold
I see coming down the chimney
A bright red suit
And reindeer to boot
Could Santa Claus know who I am?
Could Santa Claus really care about...
"I've got two tickets to AC/DC, BB
Aftershow party at CBGB's
I'm just a Christmas dirtbag, BBB
Like you, ho ho ho ho-ho

Oh yeah, Santa
We're going to see AC/DC
Oh yeah, Santa
I'm going to see AC/DC...

Ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho!