Uptown Stomp - Excuses

tendonitis, meningitis, she won't come out and play
says she's sick now, she's got mad cow, she sits inside all day
carpel tunnel, words are jumbled, when she walks she falls and stumbles
she lays snoring, she's so boring, she doesn't like me anyway
hepatitis, and arthritis, she's always in pain
indigestion and depression but, she's so vain

i know it's wrong how she drags me along,
but i follow anyway,
just give me your disease, i internally bleed,
don't push me away.

minds on the attack, she takes prozac to keep from feeling sane,
she in trouble, seeing double, in her head in always rains,
she never calls me, she always lies to me, she's got me by the balls,
she's always tired, but inspired to do something tall,
she never goes out, just cries about being a flower on the wall,
she's only pretty when she's gritty, she's the only one in my eyes

i know it's wrong how she drags me along,
but i follow anyway,
just give me your disease, i internally bleed,
don't push me away.

i know it's wrong how she drags me along,
but i follow anyway,
just give me your disease, i internally bleed,
don't push me away.