Aaron Fraser-Nash - Richie Vs Eddie Ft. Pennywise (Stephen King 'IT' Parody)

(Richie)
Yo, is that Eddie you can hear him coming,
The sound of pills rattling's overwhelming,
He pops his pills more than he pops his zits,
The drugs won't make your d bigger just quit.

(Eddie)
And you would know? You found out the hard way?
Nothing made it grow, stuck with the baby snake,
Richie's soo blind he'll never find a clitoris,
If you were a dino you'd be a donthinkhesaurus.

(Richie)
Man you really need to learn how to spit,
You couldn't even get it over the cliff.

(Eddie)
Who cares about how far is the colour and density,
Gotta be thick and juicy like your mums booty.

(Richie)
Talking of mum don't forget yours needs a kiss!

(Eddie)
Whatever I seen you kiss the mirror tongue twister.

(Richie)
Eddie...... are these your birth control pills?

(Eddie)
Yea..... I'm saving them for your sister.

(ref.)
There's a clown in town,
He won't get us down,
Cus we got the banter,
The best around,

There's a clown in town,
He won't get us down,
Pennywise you better,
Be ready to get a pound.

(Richie)
Ok so everybody's been seeing this clown chap,
I don't get it, can only virgins see this crap,
And Eddie a virgins a person with no sex,
Basically you till your like 56.

(Eddie)
Well at least I won't be housing every std,
You'll get a staph infection from walking in pee,
You know that's grey water you can't notice the smell?
You got a nose like your eyes blind as hell.

(Richie)
My nose is bad? Your saying my nose is bad!?
What about your hay fever? That's what's bad!
You cry and sneeze, from all your allergies,
It's soo extreme your probably allergic to pussy.

(Eddie)
Richie you are just straight gross you know that,
And a complete loser that's a fact,
You wanna spend summer inside playing street fighter.

(Richie)
Better than having to play inside your mother.

(ref.)
There's a clown in town,
He won't get us down,
Cus we got the banter,
The best around,

There's a clown in town,
He won't get us down,
Pennywise you better,
Be ready to get a pound.

Pennywise
It's Pennywise with an old school flow,
Eenie meenie minee mo,
Catch a kiddy by his toe,
If he screams don't let him go,
Beep beep Richie, time to float,
I heard you like clowns, I got a few,
And where's little Eddie, he likes a joke,
What did the leper cough over you?
A bit of lepresy and the flu.

Eddie
Shut up clown I'm gonna kill you!

Pennywise
No little Eddie you're a puny dude,
You'll rot in the sewer with the pee and the poo,
And Richie's gonna watch me dance in my show.

Richie
Screw that clown you ugly dildo,
I'm gonna pick up this bat and lose control!
Welcome to the loser club ass hole!

(ref.)
There's a clown in town,
He won't get us down,
Cus we got the banter,
The best around,

There's a clown in town,
He won't get us down,
Pennywise you better,
Be ready to get a pound,

There's a clown in town,
He won't get us down,
Cus we got the banter,
The best around,

There's a clown in town,
He won't get us down,
Pennywise you better,
Be ready to get a pound.