Adam Ant - Stranded In The Jungle

I crashed in the jungle
While trying to keep a date
With my little girl who was
Back in the States
I was stranded in the jungle
Afraid and alone
Trying to figure a way to get
A message back home
But how was I to know there was
A record jump my plane
Had been picked up and spotted
My girl in lovers lane
And meanwhile, back in the States

Baby, baby, let's make romance
You know your old-time lover
Hasn't got a chance
He's stranded in the jungle
Flat as he can be
So come on, pretty baby,
Just you and me, oh yeah
Meanwhile back in the jungle

The boys in the jungle
Had me on the run
When something heavy hit me
Like an atomic bomb
When I woke up and my head's
Tarted to clear
I had a strange feeling
I was with cooking gear
I smelled something cooking and
I looked to see
That's when I found out
They was a-cooking me
Meanwhile back in the States

Baby, baby, let's make romance
You know your old-time lover
Hasn't got a chance
He's stranded in the jungle
Flat as he can be
So come on, pretty baby,
Just you and me, oh yeah
Meanwhile back in the jungle

I jumped outta the pot
And I finally got away
Frantic and worried about
What my baby would say
So I jumped in the ocean
And started to swim
But my chance of survival
Was getting mighty slim
So I thumbed down a whale who
Was heading my way
And I reached the States
I 'bout a half a day
And when I got to lovers lane
I was almost dead
When my soul was gone,
Here's what I said

Baby, baby, let's make romance
You know your old-time lover
Hasn't got a chance
He's stranded in the jungle
Flat as he can be
So come on, pretty baby,
Just you and me, oh yeah
Meanwhile back in the jungle