Alkaline Trio - Cop

Wonder what it was that made you this way
Maybe as a baby you dropped your rattle
Still rattles you to this day
You better practice your evil looks in the mirror
They won't work on me
Slowly crawling up from the down low
The other cops still call you "Fatso"
A short fuse, a top to blow
Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle

Your whole world dropped from under you
Left you sorry excuses
Left you with meaningless things to prove
Like why you became a cop
Why did you become a cop?

Wonder what it was that made you this way
Maybe as a kid your toys were taken away
Still toys with you to this day
You better practice your evil looks in the mirror
They won't work on me
Slowly crawling up from the down low
The other cops still call you "Fatso"
A short fuse, a top to blow
Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle

Your whole world dropped from under you
Left you sorry excuses
Left you with meaningless things to prove
Like why you became a cop
Why did you become a cop?
Shut the fuck up

After my court date I'll forget about you
I tell my cellmates I'll forget about you
After the jailbreak I'll forget about you
After I'm through singing this song I'll forget about you
I'll forget about you