Allan Sherman - Return to Camp Granada

G-R-A-N-A-D-A! BLEUGH!

Hello muddah, hello fuddah
I am back at Camp Granada
And I'm writing you this letter
Just to say my compund fracture's getting better

No one here knows
Whre my trunk is
And my bunk is
Where the skunk is

And the food
This year's improving
All the little black things in it are not moving

Our camp nurse is
Quite a swimmer
She says swimming
Makes you slimmer
Her name's Mrs. Pellegrini
Have you ever seen a whale in a bikini?

All the bathrooms
Have such thin doors
Gee I wish them
Moved them indoors

We're all tired of
Mother Goose here
So next Friday night they're having Lenny Bruce here

Let me stay
O muddah fuddah
Let me stay
I love Granada
Every night
The campfire's really keen
Oh ma
Please send some unguintine

Let me stay
Out here in mother nature's land
And tiptoe through the tulips grand
To leave would be a shame
Besides
I'd miss the poker game

PLease don't worry
Fadduh muddah
I'll take care of
Little bruddah
He plays ball here
And he rows here
And I hope they teach him how to blow his nose here

He wakes up at
Half past six and
Goes directly
To the quicksand
He was lonely
Now he's better
He's like all of us except his bed is wetter