Andy Stochansky - Miss USA

She won't cut her hair, for you
So you'll accept her
And she will wear a dress, uh huh
To try and please you

Won't talk about a crush, with you
So you can't find out
Have you ever thought, how much
She really loves you?

Now she's gone away, holiday
But she's gonna stay for a very long time
Call this Independence Day
Did you really think she was Miss USA

She hides her lover's poems, from you
You'd call her unnatural
She doesn't understand, at all
Your type of humour

She cranks the stereo, so loud
To try and drown you
You used to hold her proud, uh huh
Daddy what has happened?

Now she's gone away, holiday
But she's gonna stay for a very long time
Call this Independence Day
Did you really think she was Miss USA

You didn't think this could happen
You want everything perfect
But everything perfect
Cannot always happen

You think friends talk about her
But let them talk about her
Come on does it matter?
La la la la la .. no!

Now she's gone away, holiday
But she's gonna stay for a very long time
Call this Independence Day
Did you really think she was Miss USA

Did you really think she was Miss USA
Did you really think she was Miss USA