AVbyte - Justin Bieber and The Lord of the Bling - The Musical

Where did my career go?
Why'd it have to end?
How can I compete with
Five cute gay best friends?
Just a couple months ago
I ruled all pre-teens' hearts
Now no one cares 'bout me
The Biebs

Beliebers let me down
You're all Directioners now
There's just no hope for me...

Yo Bieber!
I'm a Belieber!
They call me Gandalf the Grey
Though you may call me
Gandalf the Black!
Your s***** is wack!
So smack those slack jack wankers
Right back home like crack
Crack!
They shall not pass!
They're English?
Kiss my hairy... beard
Bieber, you're the right Hobbit for this!
We'll save your career
From Death's nasty kiss
You don't need no ring
No wings
No balls!
Just this!
The one Bling to rule them all!

I will rise again now
Nothing can stop me
Thanks to this here Bling
How could you disagree?
I will climb the charts
Make One Direction turn around
And go back home where they belong
I will storm the charts
In one direction I will climb
I'll be on top where I belong
I belong