Cecily Strong, Cassandra Consiglio & Alex Barima - Va-gi-na

[Melissa]
Vagina is where the penis goes
Ovaries make eggs for you and me
Testes are where the sperm repose
Cervix is where they can swim free

Fallopian tubes are where both of them meet
Uterus is where cells start to sprout
Placenta is what they like to eat
Till the baby pops straight out

(Spoken)
[Nancy]
The vagina?

[Melissa]
That's right! Now sing with me!

(Song)
[Melissa]
Vagina

[Nancy]
Is where the penis goes

[Melissa]
Ovaries

[Nancy]
Make eggs for you and me

[Melissa]
Testes

[Nancy]
Are where the sperm repose

[MELISSA]
Cervix

[Nancy]
Is where they can swim free

[Melissa]
Fallopian tubes

[Nancy]
Are where both of them meet

[Melissa]
Uterus

[Nancy]
Is where cells start to sprout

[Melissa]
Placenta

[Nancy]
Is what they like to eat

[All]
Till the baby comes straight out
The vagina